Envy! You fuckwit! Fucking asswipe….
Bastard. I very much hate it when those computer illiterate airheads mess with my babies. Yes, they are my babies. Those ingrates can say what they like, they are all stuck in 1980. At least I’m with the times. Okay, fine, I’ll give Ze credit, he’s not a total technological troglodyte, there happy?
Wrath, Tanus. I don’t give a shit what you call me. A name’s a name. I guess you can already tell I am not some fucking moonlight and roses pansy boy like Ze. No doubt he is preening before a mirror right now, making sure his hair is still in place. Poser. He is as bad as Lucifer. At least Lu isn’t prancing about like a runway model, although he does need to pull the stick out his ass once and in a while.
I’m the Sin of Wrath, if you didn’t guess by the name. Can’t ever be too sure. People who read this kind of crap don’t impress me as being very intelligent. So what do I represent? Every anger of man. Not sure anyone would fucking try to define me, but what I represent can be boiled down to uncontrolled feelings of anger, rage, and even hatred, often revealing itself in the wish to seek vengeance. I have, a time or two, taken my fury out on a few people…okay, more than a few. Look what happened to the Persian Empire. Wasn’t my fault…well, not ENTIRELY my fault.
They say that Wrath can been felt even after that which you hated has died. I can attest to that. Wrath, in its purest form, can provoke feuds that endure for centuries. Again, they weren’t ALL caused by me! The Athens/Sparta thing was just a misunderstanding.
Look, humans are more than capable of fucking up their own world. They don’t need me around to damn well do it for them. Anger is inherent in their nature. Chaos is part of the thing that makes them human. It’s in the universe, and when they were created, part of that chaos ended up in them. Without it, I don’t think humans would survive. Unfortunately, it makes them incredibly susceptible to anger. It doesn’t take much to send a mortal into a rage.
Wrath is the only sin not necessarily associated with selfishness or self-interest. Although one can, of course, be wrathful for selfish reasons, such as jealousy. But don’t make the mistake of thinking I am related to Sin of Envy in any way. The prick.
See, it comes down to two pretty easy choices: get angry and rage or fucking don’t. You get to pick. I fucking well don’t. That’s the shitty end of the stick. I am angry all the time. Think Incredible Hulk, except I turn blue, not green. I also black the fuck out, and I might wake up to find I have slaughtered innocent people. So yeah, my life smells of pissing roses.
So I have one out–my brother Asmodeus, Lust. He will put a bullet in my brain if I ever go feral.
It’s the only true act of love one brother can show another.
I’m going now, and if another one of you fucknuts messes with my computer, I’m going to superglue your ball-sac to your legs during the night!